Matt Witzig

Jan 10
Please?

Please?

Jan 09
This is so gonna be me and my girlfriend tonight.

This is so gonna be me and my girlfriend tonight.

Jan 06
Jan 06
This is why I don’t take pictures with my ex-girlfriends.

This is why I don’t take pictures with my ex-girlfriends.

Jan 06
Dec 31
This is the face I make right before I cum.

This is the face I make right before I cum.

Dec 23
I am actually going to do this tonight.

I am actually going to do this tonight.

Dec 23
My life.

My life.

Dec 23

I just wanna go home and watch House.

Dec 23
<3

<3

Jun 22
I think the carpet matches the drapes?!?

I think the carpet matches the drapes?!?

May 21

Truly Heartbroken.

May 21
Yep&#8230;. House is a doctor, He&#8217;s smart as shit.

Yep…. House is a doctor, He’s smart as shit.

May 15

This is gonna be the song that is playing while I die… Just me laying there and the camera from above just slowly pans out and the screen fades to black… Haha

May 12
Politically, I am more of a Democrat than a Republican. But George W. Bush is my favorite president. I don&#8217;t even care.

Politically, I am more of a Democrat than a Republican. But George W. Bush is my favorite president. I don’t even care.