My thoughts could kill me.
This is so gonna be me and my girlfriend tonight.
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This is why I don’t take pictures with my ex-girlfriends.
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This is the face I make right before I cum.
I am actually going to do this tonight.
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I think the carpet matches the drapes?!?
Yep…. House is a doctor, He’s smart as shit.
This is gonna be the song that is playing while I die… Just me laying there and the camera from above just slowly pans out and the screen fades to black… Haha